I couldn't make it to work because... the latest and greatest.


Honesty is the best policy, especially when we hear a reason like the following for not being able to make it to work…

"I can't come to work because a microwave fell on my head!”


And, that will do it for the most attention grabbing reason to miss work that we’ve heard in quite awhile. Watch out for those microwaves–sometimes they’ll get you when you’re least expecting it!